MSPL Gala

Little Photoshop fun since I got nothing better to do...

Funny little anecdote, one of these glass globes became so hot, it started to melt the wire to hang it with.  It suddenly burst in flames and the fire ran up the fake tree branch that thing was hanged to.  Three waitresses were running around the table trying to figure out what to do.  One of them was trying to pick up the flaming globe with her bare hands... So I came with my usual cool, picked up the vase off the table, sat it on the floor and smashed the globe under a table cloth.  The girls took it from there.

Good times!

And then, there was you

The most unexpected feather fell in my hand a month ago.  I decided to keep it close to my heart for a while.

Nowadays, the feather flies freely in the winter storm yet always comes back to me.  

"For you my sweet feather, my window will stay open so you can visit whenever.  I shall be patient and wait for you..."

I'm starting a new chapter.

Sing a song

You don't love someone for their looks, or their clothes, or their fancy car,
but because they can sing a song only you can hear.
-Oscar Wilde

Tarot

J'me suis fais tiré aux cartes en Nouvelle Orléan.   On m'a tiré cette carte.

Je commence a comprendre des choses là... 

Divergent

We've left everything behind.

But we found ourselves in each other

Tomorrow we may have to fight again

But for now, we'll ride the train to the end of the line

And then, we'll jump.

Hydro-Bitch

Turns out que les osti d'bitches sales à hydro ne veulent plus me voir la face...
J'termine vendredi.


Anyone feel like surfing?  Big wave coming up!

http://www.journaldemourreal.com/hydro-quebec-manic-5-pourrait-lacher-a-tout-moment/

L'art de chier

Histoire de marde où savoir chier est un art.

Tous et chacun a sa petite méthode, son process, sa préparation à chier.  Certains font un petit lavage du siège avant de procéder et d'autres vivent dangereusement en se posant le popotin straight sans regarder.

En v'là un ici qui se dit "fuck le siège, j'aime ça sec mais frette feeling porcelaine".

(Photo prise aujourd'hui en p.m. par moi-même dans un bureau d'Hydro-Québec au centre-ville.)